Wednesday, 13 February 2008

Nun in a taxi

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excite d and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear c hild," says the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
haha...have a nice day!


  1. Haha.....what???? Kevin in a nun costumes???? Gheeesh! Thanks Luthie, you made my day!

  2. hahahhahhahahahahaha!! OMG! That was the funniest thing I heard today.

    OH well, it is 3.25am. But kalau someone hears me laughing tengah2 malam buta ni.. mesti heran!

    But oh wow.. Really really funny!!

    Thanks for the laughs, luthie!


  3. Thanks ladies! my pleasure!. At least terhibur juga korang haha...bila saya baca pun sia katawa saturang lucu kan..Shemah go to sleep, its getting late for you LOL...thanks for coming...tell us later about your not cukup tidur hehehe...


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